Went to the beach (again!) today. In order to not get sunburned before tomorrow's meetings/interviews, I was very careful in the application of the suntan lotion.
And then I went on into the water. The waves were a little choppy but no biggie for an experienced swimmer like me.
Unless, of course, I'm standing near a kid playing on a boogie board with apparently very slippery hands. And a wave comes. And knocks the boogie board out of his hands. Out of his hands and into my face. Right across my nose.
Huge gash. Should look really attractive tomorrow in my interview.
No sunburn though. Go me.