All Together Now

Amended French battle hymn:

Napolean vanque cinque cent soldats
Napolean vanque cinque cent soldats
Napolean vanque cinque cent soldats
Mais il ne m'a pas défait!

And my own little ditty:

I can't wait 'till my exit interview
exit interview
exit interview
I can't wait 'till my exit interview
'cuz I'm throwing (Napolean)* under the bus!

*this sounds a lot better when you use Napolean's two-syllable name

Set your watches peeps. 11:30 EDT tomorrow.