Men should not wear spandex. Even while running. Really big men should really not wear spandex. Especially while running.
The size of the sandwich they make you at the Au Bon Pain will be in indirect proportion to how hungry you are.
On the days you are running late for work, your cat will find and eat the one rubber band you have not diligently thrown away, guaranteeing that you will spend at least ten minutes cleaning upchuck kitty.
And of course, the one time you want to sneak out past Napolean's radar screen is the one day he take the five o'clock flight instead of the four. Of course, if you happen to be dressed up that day, he'll think you're going on a job interview and maybe he'll give you a better raise...