I am exactly as high-strung as I think I am.
A travel soda is what the kids are calling it when you mix booze into a Pepsi/Coke bottle to avoid open container issues.
When my stomach hurts, a five-mile run in pea-soup weather is a bad idea.
Earplugs do not block out the bass at 2 in the morning.
Knowing may actually be worse than not knowing.
If you're craving funnel cake, the only thing to do, really, is to go ahead and have funnel cake. It's worth it. It really is.